Let’s talk about milk! Swan Brothers Dairy is the only place I know locally that has real milk. I’m not talking about that heavily pasteurized, homogenized stuff they call milk at Walmart. I’m talking about the real deal Holyfield. The stuff you have to shake before you drink. You know… The stuff cookies were made for!

I remember being told about real milk several years ago. I was told I had to try Swan Brothers milk. My initial thought was “Raw milk? Ewe disgusting.” That was before I tried it. I drove down there, bought me a gallon, shook that mofo up, and took a drink. I don’t even know how to explain it. I mean it tastes like milk, meaning there’s no weird taste to it, but it’s just better. I don’t even drink milk. I use it to cook with now and again, but that’s it. However, for some reason when I take a drink of real milk, I can’t stop, it’s so good. A little life hack here… Nobody will complain about you drinking out of the container if you drink it all! This is why I couldn’t get a job at a dairy. When the unemployment office asked why I got fired, the reason for separation would be suckling!